~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
~ Long ago when old men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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